Thursday, April 11, 2013

Meatball Overload


I am about to say something I never thought possible: I have eaten too many meatballs. In the search to perfect the recipe, I made many batches. I had meatball taste tests. I had meatballs for breakfast. I shared them with friends. In short, I consumed many balls of meat.
One thing to chop.




The reason this recipe took so long is that I was trying to find a low-maintenance ball. Hee. The original recipe had so many things to chop that by the time I got to rolling them I was over the whole thing. And while I like fresh ingredients (paleo, duh), I always pair my meatballs with greens or another veg so I’m not terribly concerned about getting only fresh stuff into ball themselves. So, finally after mentioning it a few times here, I’m happy to reveal this recipe for Easy Ballz. You only have to chop on ingredient. It's actually fairly underwhelming. Sorry about that. 

Easy Meatballz
·         2 pounds ground beef
Chopped
·         1/2 cup dried minced onion (I use penzey’s)
·         1/2 cup almond flour (ground up almonds)
·         1 whole bunch flat leaf parsley (this is what you have to chop)
·         2 eggs
·         1.5 T salt
·         1.5 T garlic power

First off, mince the whole bunch of parsley. Make it small. My rule of thumb is that once you think you’re done, chop it five more times. I
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have a stand mixer, so I literally just throw everything together in the order it’s listed and let the mixer do the hard work. Before I realized I could use the mixer, I just mushed it all together with my hands. That was kinda fun. Once it’s combined, I use a small ice cream scoop to ball up the meatballs. Line them on a baking sheet and cook at 350 for about 30 minutes. You can also grill them. Or cook them on the stove on medium heat. Eat in moderation.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Can You Grill a Meatball?

Hell yes you can. Evidence:   

 
All done. (And partially eaten removed.)

I’ve been experimenting with a new recipe. These were yum. I need to make them one more time to tweak the spicing and then I’ll share. I put these bad boys over a bed of spinach and pour sauce on top. It makes a good lunch because the spinach wilts when it heats up.